There’s nothing more human than

• Texting people you’re on your way when you’re actually not even dressed.
• Keep having hope when you know it’s not gonna happen/gonna happen.
• Promising God you’ll behave when you need something from him.
• Wandering around naked when nobody’s home.
• Feeling beautiful when you look at yourself in the mirror but feeling opposite when you see yourself in front camera.
• Wasting your money on something foolish when you need to spend on more serious stuff.
• Unlocking your phone and then locking it immediately.
• Looking at clock on your phone then forgetting the time right away.
• Setting up multiple alarms, each 5 minutes apart, in the morning.
• Lying about your age.
• Speaking your mind while joking but truly meaning it.
• Opening another bag of snacks when you finished one.
• Grabbing some fruit or sweets from the box when you’re placing it inside the fridge.
• Making lists of stupid stuff.
• Dreaming about what would you do if you had Jeff Bezos money.
• Imagining yourself in a race when you’re driving or walking in the sidewalk.
• Imagining yourself as a singer in the shower.
• Randomly counting your money in the wallet.
• Writing something on social networks and not posting it.
• Imagining you’re friends with someone famous or someone you look up to.
• Being indecisive on unimportant matters or details.
• Forgetting a specific thing when you know you know it, but right now that you need it, you forget about it.
• Being depressed about your future while you know you’re fine.
• Keep being calm and acting normal when you’re exploding from inside.
• Doing the exact opposite of what you advise people to do.
• Fantasizing about becoming a superhero.
• Bluffing.
• Imagining your wedding with a random person you see on street.
• Randomly removing your mobile screen protection and getting a new one.
• Being excited for your online order then being completely emotionless about it.
• Playing a music track on loop too much that you get sick of it and can never listen to it again.
• Forgetting what you’ve put in the list so you put it on again then you realize it’s duplicate so you remove it.
• Being excited about a change then realizing what you had before was better.
• Giving excuses to continue your behavior towards something when you know it’s just an excuse and you don’t really mean it or believe in it.
• Suddenly doubting everything in life.
• Forgetting why you were angry at someone/something but keeping your distance.
• Wanting to text someone but being afraid that you look cheesy.
• Trying to prove yourself to someone.
• Getting tired of proving yourself to people.
• Disagreeing with someone even if, deep down, you agree with that person.
• Not liking someone you don’t even met. You just don’t like the sound of that person.
• Answering someone’s messages just because you have to keep social manners but you don’t really want to answer.
• Leaving someone on ‘seen’, thinking you’ll answer later, but totally forget about it.
• Having a favorite set of outfit.
• Drinking something out of habit, not because you really like it.
• Suddenly starting to cry with no reason.
• Getting up and your brain decides you’re sad today.
• Getting up and thinking it’s a sad day but it turns out to be a really good day.
• Getting up hyped and happy then becoming the least-lucky person alive.
• Actually being afraid of flying (airplanes) but pretending you’re not.
• Reading an entire page of a book and then having to read it again because you can’t remember a word of it.
• Picking up something you dropped by your toes.
• Checking if something is expired by sniffing it.
• Holding your breath when the main character in the movie goes under water to see if you would survive in the same situation.
• Peeing in the shower.
• Accidentally sending a text to the person you’re talking about.
• Carrying too much from your car or somewhere so make it in one trip.
• Running to your room when you turn off the lights in living room so the monster won’t catch you.
• Drinking something out of the cap.
• Drinking directly from the bottle instead of pouring it into a cup.
• Trying to push down every color in those pens we all had.
• Spinning an apple by holding the stalk.
• Grabbing and cutting a leaf when you walk past a tree.
• Trying to put the light switch halfway.
• Trying to peel an orange in one go.
• Disassembling and then reassembling your pen and imagining it’s a gun or bomb.
• Not stepping on lines on sidewalks.
• Trying to go upstairs but using least steps as possible.
• Randomly opening the fridge when you’re bored and keep going at it every 10 minutes.
• Opening the microwave one second before the alarm goes off.
• Checking if you can do something faster than your shadow.
• Adapting an accent from someone you’re talking to.
• Reacting so fast that you think you’re an Avenger. You’ll test if you’ve became Spiderman or Dr. Strange.
• Writing something someone says instead of writing what you actually wanted to write.
• Sniffing your armpits to check if you smell.
• Going up on a slide instead of the stairs.
• Singling or talking into the fan like a robot.
• Drinking juice from a wine glass and pretending you’re drinking alcohol.
• Poking holes in the pencil eraser.
• Pretending you’re giving yourself a shot with those mechanical pencils.
• Fake sleeping.
• Smelling book pages.
• Closing the fridge door slowly so you can see when the lights go off.
• Trying to finish your drink at the same time as your cake/meal.
• Blow bubbles on your drink.
• Putting hair clip on your mouth.
• Using your hand as a cup when drinking water.
• Pretending you’re smoking when it’s so cold that that steam-like thing comes out of your mouth.
• Writing 07734 on your calculator and turning it upside down so it reads “hello.”
• Jumping on bed or sofas.
• TV as background music.
• Repeating some part of a music that you like more than other parts.
• Imagining yourself in a movie fight scene and knocking out your enemies.
• Building a castle using bed sheets and pillows.
• Looking into a pipe and pretending you’re a pirate.
• Drawing on the steam on the car windows.
• Lying when you didn’t need to and you don’t know why you lied.
• Claiming you have ability and talent when you finished the game completely out of luck.
• Licking yogurt lids.
• Walking along the fences and touching it.
• Peel the paint off the walls.
• Make a ring with our fingers and put it under a stream of water so it wouldn’t touch our hands.
• Trying to connect two magnets with same poles.
• Holding the ice cream stick in our mouth after we finished eating it.
• Drawing nonsense on paper or books during long phone calls or in classrooms.
• Hiding in clothes rack in malls.
• Forcing kids or being forced to talk to relatives on the phone.
• Imagining you’re driving a race car when you push the shopping cart in the mall.
• Checking if somebody sees you after using the bathroom so you can skip washing your hands.
• Sitting next to your parents watching TV but not loving a muscle so they don’t notice it’s past your bed time.
• Acting suspiciously when you see a CCTV in the store.
• Being super concerned about the Bermuda Triangle.
• Opening the battery lid on TV remote.
• Mixing different soda flavors.
• Putting glue on your hand and peeling it off when it’s dry.
• Making origami fortune tellers.
• Practicing your autograph.
• Shampoo mohawk.
• Lying to children.
• Eating too much that you fall asleep.
• Getting stressed for no reason.
• Ending lists on random numbers and items just to mess with you.