How to become a Republican in modern day

  1. Disagree with Democrats, even if you truly agree with them.
  2. Resist understanding.
  3. Lie.
  4. Be racist.
  5. Claim to be an advocate of freedom while passing laws that violates people freedom.
  6. When you feel there’s no attention on you, spread conspiracy theories; or make them.
  7. Use the word “regime” to scare people.
  8. Claim anything wrong happening is because if Obama.
  9. If you disagree with someone or something, say it’s Marxist.
  10. Anything goes wrong, blame it on Antifa and BLM.
  11. The only science that matters to you should be the ones that may suit your agenda.
  12. Claim to be working for people while in fact you’re serving capitalists and the rich, only.
  13. Claim banning people from social networks is bad, then ban books and information.
  14. Blame every destroyed family on homosexual and trans people.
  15. Spread conspiracy theories like white replacement.
  16. Embrace hypocrisy.
  17. Bully ones you don’t like, then act like a victim.
  18. Claim elections are rigged while you’re in office as a result of those elections.
  19. Get roasted and owned frequently by media that reveals your lies, but never give up and feel ashamed.
  20. Never be good for anything. Serve your masters, yourself, and whatever benefits you personally, and don’t care about anything or anyone. Be absolute garbage.

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Ali Reza Hayati

Entrepreneur, hacker, cypherpunk.